i'm embarrassed to admit it, but i have secret affairs with starbucks (sorry, kc).
if i could be any animal i would be a wealthy widow's house cat.
i love making forts, where i then have picnics and take naps with my hubby.
Text reblogged from FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy. He told me to order whatever I wanted, so I chose something fairly expensive. When the bill came, he started pulling out Monopoly money. I ended up paying for the whole thing. FML
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