don't eat the red berries. and whatever you do, don't push the red button.
Text reblogged from FML
hahahahahahaha
Today, I decided to take a morning jog. I didn’t want to be disturbed, so I left my phone at home. I broke my ankle while stepping into a pothole. When I finally made it home, I discovered a tree branch had fallen on my car. FML
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